Somewhere With You

A Phil’s Grandson’s kinda night

Ensuring I will not sober up at any point in the night…

then it hits me:

then I’ll crawled into bed:

and it will be followed by a well deserved deathly hangover:

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Happy 21st birthday to meeeeeeeeeee (:

 

Now let’s go buy some porn and cigarettes, get a trampstamp and belly-button piercing, and stay out on the road after midnight.  Everything I’ve ever wanted in life is now right within my grasp.  FREEDOM. lol

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when someone you don’t know tells you they love you.

on the internet:

in real life:

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When you are just below the minimum word count on an essay

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That terrifying feeling when you are finishing a book and THERE AREN’T ENOUGH PAGES LEFT FOR ALL OF THE THINGS THAT NEED TO HAPPEN.

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When talking about a crush…

Normal people…

My friends and I…

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WHEN AN UGLY GUY TRIES TO HIT ON ME

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN I CUT MYSELF SHAVING MY LEGS

howdoiputthisgently:

WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT THEY THINK TOSH.O IS OFFENSIVE

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M JUST LIKE:

GRADUATION

howdoiputthisgently:

HIGH SCHOOL:

COLLEGE:

WHEN A GUY TELLS ME HES A MAGNUM MAN

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS ME TO DO SOMETHING AT WORK

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE: